by Tommy Gimler
Let’s be honest. If you were still watching the Indians and Reds game last night instead of tuning into Mike Trout battle Clayton Kershaw in Los Angeles, then you’re either a liar or a fucking idiot. But in the bottom of the seventh inning and the Indians getting curb stomped to the tune of 6-1, any chance the Tribe had of mounting a comeback against Johnny Cueto vanished like your fat wife’s fart in the wind when someone in the Reds bullpen threw a ball onto the diamond and confused the hell out of everybody.
Hey, throwing the ball past the guy you’re playing catch with happens all the time…at the local VFW before a softball game. But we can’t remember this ever happening at the Major League level:
Too bad for David Murphy that they don’t allow beer – or edibles – in a Major League dugout because if there was ever a time to shotgun a Schlitz to help ease the pain of the game, we’re pretty sure that’s it…