by Tommy Gimler
The dude could have just stayed home and watched ten minutes of Mr. Selfridge on PBS and gotten the same result for free.
More dumbfounding than Joe Maddon’s decision to use Aroldis Chapman when his Cubs were already throwing it deep in the asses of Indians fans in Game 6 last night? You guessed it: The fact that this turd of a human being gobbled up a World Series ticket and then decided to get some shuteye instead of taking in the action:
Probably the most expensive nap in #Cleveland! #Indians #Cubs #WorldSeries pic.twitter.com/wFhn6pLfWx
— Daily Upper Decker (@DailyUpperDeck) November 2, 2016
The Cubbies held off the Tribe to force a Game 7, which is probably the best thing to happen to MLB since two people got busted plowing each other in the hotel inside the Skydome in Toronto. Let’s hope this guy allows somebody else to blow their kid’s college fund on a ticket instead of wasting one for a second night in a row.
Either that or somebody get this fucker hopped up on some Mountain Dew, Chip, before allowing him inside Progressive Field…
Wait, there’s more: And Here We Have The Bills Mafia Throwing A Dildo Onto The Field
You have got to see this shit: