by Tommy Gimler
Lets be honest. That might be one of the most attention-grabbing headlines of all-time.
Awwww ditta!
Former Cleveland Indians turd pitcher and gay porn star Kazuhito Tadano now pitches for Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters in the Japanese Pacific League, and he apparently has the ol’ eephus pitch in his arsenal:
It takes a real cocksucker of an umpire not to call that one a strike. I mean, if the catcher moved his glove at all it was just a cunt hair.
And speaking of cocksuckers, the gang over at Deadspin once wrote about Tadano’s ventures in the world of gay porn. It’s your call whether or not you want to click on that link before you leave the office…