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Charlie Sheen Wants To Throw A First Pitch At The World Series And That...
by Tommy Gimler I mean, why not? After all, we’re told he matured a lot over the winter. Apparently he’s bathing now. According to Hardball Talk, Chuck Sheen (aka Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn) wants to...
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5 Bold Predictions For The 2016 World Series
by Tommy Gimler It’s been 19 years since that turd Jose Mesa couldn’t get three outs in the bottom of the ninth inning in Game 7 for the Tribe, and the last time the Cubs played in a World Series, all...
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Indians Fan Drops Mad Cash To Sleep At World Series
by Tommy Gimler The dude could have just stayed home and watched ten minutes of Mr. Selfridge on PBS and gotten the same result for free. More dumbfounding than Joe Maddon’s decision to use Aroldis...
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Some Truly Remarkable Shit Went Down In Between The Cubs’ Last Two World...
by Tommy Gimler Greatest. Game. Ever. Whether you were huddled around a television of the high-definiton variety with a dozen other North Siders or in your grandma’s basement looking up at the TV in...
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I Ate A Pot Cookie And Then Predicted How Every AL Team Would Finish
by Frank Rhombus If my calculations are correct, the Indians are going to win six billion games this year. Forget whatever the hell Major League Baseball tried to do yesterday, as the real Opening Day...
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The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny
by Frank Rhombus You think every Irish person rags on a Notre Dame logo? That was just one of the many “fuck you” responses Cleveland Indians fans had for the six or seven people who braved the...
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The Indians Are Hotter Than Shit. The Guys From Major League? Yeah, Not So Much
by Tommy Gimler If the legendary Lou Brown was still here, you’d probably hear him say something to the effect of, “You might live in Hollywood, but you look like shit.” Winners of 16 straight, the...
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Rob Refsnyder Hit Probably The Craziest Ground-Rule Double You’ll Ever See
by Tommy Gimler Less than one week until baseball, kids! Believe it or not, Rob Refsnyder is not the name of a pedophile living in Toledo but rather that of a Major League outfielder trying to catch...
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Here Is Exactly How Every American League Team Will Finish In 2018
by Tommy Gimler As long as King Felix’s arm doesn’t fall off in June, we think the Mariners might be something this year. Studies have shown that 94 percent of people who read blogs have some kind of...
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Worst Division In Baseball Is This AL Central, Bro
by Rakesh the Intern Look more Detroit to have more murders than baseball wins this summer, bro. Check it out, bro. It’s no cricket, but this silly game of American baseball is pretty goddamn...
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